Rays & Phils, Yay!

I hate Matt Garza. I hate the Rays stupid mohawks. Wow, so awesome when everyone on your team gets them even your manager, Joe Maddon. Grow some playoff beards. I hate that the World Series is featuring the Tampa Bay Rays & Philadelphia Phillies. I hate the Rays. I don’t want Philadelphia to win a championship in any sport, so I’m torn. Who’s going to win? The Rays. Psycho Matt Garza versus Jamie Moyer is the match up for Game 3 & 7 (if necessary!), shouldn’t even be close. The Rays destroyed Tim Wakefield knuckleballs at Fenway. The Rays are going to destroy Jamie Moyer little league fastballs in Citizens Bank Park where Ryan Howard hits 30 pop-ups to left field that end up being home runs a year.
I didn’t watch Game 1 or 2, not because I’m not over the Red Sox losing, but because I don’t care. Or because I’m not staying up till 5 AM to watch them in Scotland. Each team has cool players. B.J. Upton & Evan Longoria look like they are going to be the best players ever for the next million years and David Price too. B.J. Upton’s stupid mohawk however is exceptionally terrible as is Carl Crawford’s. Shane Victorino is the man and does everything well. Chase Utley said “Boo, fuck you!” to New York Yankees fans at the All-Star Game. That is CJ-Raw’s favorite clip. Weirdest thing about the Rays besides everyone thinking Joe Maddon is the greatest manager ever even though he sucks, is the Rocco Baldelli and Gabe Gross right fielding situation. Rocco can only sprint four times a game, but is infinitely better than Gabe Gross who did everything he could to help the Red Sox win the best comeback like ever, Game 5 of course. Rocco of course killed the Red Sox in Game 4 & 7, and fielded fly balls hit to him. Anyways, Rays & Phillies, don’t care. Don’t care that Jimmy Rollins leaves 11 guys on a game. The only way I’m watching a game is if the Phillies have a chance to win the series and waiting for the celebration and the slight chance manager Charlie Manuel (pictured) tries to chest bump someone else.
Am I bitter about the Red Sox? Sort of because I hate the Rays a lot right now, but they just didn’t have the same feel this year, they weren’t really good. Like the Phillies, the Sox weren’t good. They didn’t even have a good series. Josh Beckett & David Ortiz hurt, Manny clearly gone, this years team was so weird and sooooo different. Kevin Youkilis, Dustin Pedroia, & Jon Lester were the big three this year. The Angels & Rays were better teams really.

Bill Walker already has two YouTube worthy clips and it is only the pre-season!!!!! Posterizing Theo & Fighting T-Mac