Thoughts Following I Don't Like Watching Anymore (AKA Game 3)

- HEY RAY, THE BASKET IS OVER HERE BRO!
- HEY PAUL, YEAH YOUR BEARD MIGHT BE COMING IN REAL WELL BUT YOU'RE GAME IS NOT SO HOT.
- HEY KG, THAT WAS A LOT BETTER.
- HEY BIG BABY, I LIKE WHEN YOU LICK YO LIPS AND STUFF IT MAKES ME HAPPY BRO!
- HEY NBA, FUCK YOU.
- I DON'T ENJOY WATCHING THE CELTICS & LAKERS PLAY BASKETBALL GAMES BECAUSE THEY BOTH FUCKING FLOP A SHIT TON AND THEN PEOPLE GET MAD THAT THE REFS DON'T MAKE THE CALLS BUT IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE THE CALLS WHEN FUCKFACE GASOL AND PAUL FLOP EVERY FUCKING POSSESSION.
- PAU YOU FLOPPED SO FUCKING HARD AND I WANT YOU TO NOT EVER PLAY BASKETBALL AGAIN BECAUSE YOU ARE TALENTED BUT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK BECAUSE YOU FUCKING FLOP AND ARE THE BIGGEST P-WORD THE NBA HAS EVER SEEN.
- HEY BYNUM, YOU PLAYED WELL. YOU SCARE ME WHEN YOU PLAY BECAUSE YOU ARE PLAYING GOOD AND CATCH THE BALL AND BLOCK SHOTS AND STUFF. TOO BAD YOUR KNEES ARE FUCKED UP.
- HEY LAMAR, YOUR WIFE IS FAT.
- HEY SHEED, YOUR GOATEE SHOULD CONNECT, IT LOOKS A LITTLE AWKWARD THE WAY YOU HAVE IT RIGHT NOW.
- HEY WORLD, TONY ALLEN WAS THE BEST CELTIC TONIGHT, THAT'S FUCKED UP. HE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED INSTEAD OF RAY AT THE END. WIIEEEEHHHHHHRRDDDD.
- HEY DEREK, WAY TO FUCKING CRY BECAUSE YOU SCORED 4 BASKETS IN THE 4TH QUARTER. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING IT'S GAME 3 IDI. WHY AM I CRYING?!
- HEY CELTICS, WAY TO LOOK LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO DESTROY AND EAT THE LAKERS FOR ETERNITY IN THE FIRST FOUR MINUTES AND THEN STOP PLAYING THAT WAY.
- IS IT ANY INDICATION OF HOW BAD THE OFFICIATING IS IN THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION WHEN YOU REVIEW 3 PLAYS IN THE LAST 2 MINUTES AND YOU INITIALLY GOT ALL 3 OF THEM WRONG?!?!?

Twitter is DA BEST

"KDthunderup Wassup bruh bruh" Nothing could make me happier than KD chillin' with a panda bear.

J.R. Smith posted this on Twitter, of course getting his billionth tattoo. He has his own tattoo dood come to his crib to get him tatted up!

Best Vid Evah?!?

The Knicks/Bulls can have LeBron. The Celtics need Ricardo Reyes!!!!!

Thoughts Following Poopfest (AKA Game 1)

- STUART SCOTT MAKES ME WANT TO YELL FOR INFINITY YEARS AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE!! THEN I HEAR MAGIC JOHNSON AND I JUST WANT TO DIE!!
- DAVID SPADE, ADAM SANDLER, CHRIS ROCK & KING OF FAT QUEENS WERE AT THE GAME I GOT TO SEE THAT GROWN UPS MOVIE NOW!!! YOU SEE CHRIS ROCK TALKIN' TO DORIS BURKE & KOBE, LOL, THAT DOOD IS HILARIOUS!!
- THE 2008 VERSION OF THIS BLOG DIDN'T GIVE A F**K!!!
- PAU'S BEARD MUST BE SO ITCHY & SCRATCHY LIKE DA SIMPSONZ, HEARD OF A RAZOR BRO?!?!
- KOBE SICK BLOCK ON TONY ALLEN EXCEPT TONY ALLEN SUCKS SO BAD HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE BALL (PAUSE, LOL) SO YOU DIDN'T BLOCK NOTHIN' KOBE EXCEPT TONY'S HAND FROM HITTING DA RIM
- I WANT TO YELL AS MUCH IN PUBLIC AS KOBE & PAU & PAUL PIERCE & FISHER DO WHEN I WALK BY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC AND THEN SCREAM AT THEM FOR A FOUL CALL!!
- KG REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD DUNK AND REBOUND AND NOT GET MURDERED BY THE LENGTHHHHHHH, THE LENGTH OMG THE LENGTH CAN YOU BELIEVE THE LENGTH, OF DA LAKERS!!!
- RAJON HOW BOUT YOU SHOOT LAY-UPS WHEN YOU HAVE THEM I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET BLOCKED A THOUSAND TIMEZ! THEN GET HAND-REDUCTION SURGERY!
- PHIL JACKSON MAKES ME WANT TO EAT BABIES, HE IS THE MOST ARROGANT BUTTHEAD OF ALL TIME AND I DISLIKE HIM QUITE A BIT. OH YOU'RE SUCH A ZEN MASTER YOU DON'T CALL TIME OUTS WHEN YOU SHOULD AND WHISTLE LIKE AN IDIOT AND SIT ON A RIDICULOUS SEAT EVEN THOUGH THE ONE THEY GIVE YOU IS ALREADY COMFY!
- RON ARTEST, YOU PLAYED WELL, YOU MADE THREE'S. I RESPECT YOU. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE MOST INSANE PERSON TO GRACE THE EARTH. YOUR NUMBER IS 37 IN HONOR OF MICHAEL JACKSON. WHAT PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON?
- PAULLLLLL WAY TO SHOW UP BRO. THANKS. OH, YOU CAME TO PLAY WITH 4 MINUTES LEFT. OH WE WERE DOWN 18. THANKS BRO.
- KOBE IS SO FOCUSED YOU SEE HOW HE IGNORED CHRIS ROCK! WHY WAS HE SITTING NEXT TO HIM NEWAYZ THERE WERE A MILLION OTHER SEATS BRO. DON'T TELL ME YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE. YOU COULDN'T HAVE COULD YOU?
- YO CAN I GET SOME OF DAT CASH DATS IN THE LAKER CEILING?!
- IF 2008 SCOTT POLLARD WAS STILL ON THIS CELTICS TEAM NO WAY THEY GIVE UP ANY GOOD LOOKS OR OPEN LAY-UPS TO THESE LAKERS!!
- EITHER ZEN MASTER BECOMES 47-1 OR THE CELTS STARTING FIVE BECOME 7-1 IN POSTSEASON SERIES! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ONE OF THESE STATISTICS TO BECOME IRRELEVANT!

Really Phil?

Phil rockin' the worst combo a human male could ever rock. Sandals & jeans? C'mon Phil. To a NBA Finals practice? C'mon Phil.

Very Excited For This

I Am Big Baby

Thoughts from Marquis

I'm very glad Twitter exists. I need to know what NBA players are thinking and writing, and how they write too. The NBA Finals are coming up so who wouldn't want to know what is on the mind of Marquis Daniels?

"U ever talke to somebody and after they spoke u had instant memory loss......damn he need to get caution tattoed above his lips"

Makes sense to me.

#WordAapp

My lip reading abilities allowed me to decipher exactly what Nate Rob was saying after he did anything somewhat positive for the C's during Game 6. He posted this on Twitter before Game 5, so he was definitely repeating it all night, letting the Magic playahs and Celtics fans know how strongly he feels about the issue:

"#ihateit when housekeep n lady knocks one time & then just open's the door #notcool lol"

In the picture he is definitely at the "open's the door" part because he looks a little angry but also a little bit like he might "lol" in a second or two.