Quick Dunk Contest Preview: Too Many Rudy's!

I am very excited for the NBA Slam Dunk Contest coming up this Saturday & as a result have been watching so many YouTube videos of sick dunks & last years contest & of Dwight Howard bench press 14 plates on both sides. So here is what I think will happen:

Rudy Fernandez: Voted in by the fans over my boy Russell Westbrook was a terrible choice by the NBA fans that vote for these things. Rudy is really good at finishing alley oops, speaking Spanish & saying "surprise". Here is Rudy's Sprite preview commercial, YouTube clip thing & as you will see he dunks the ball twice & they are dunks Danny "Kondor" Brown does when he plays Knockout/Bump. The only reason he is in it is because the Trail Blazers are team of the Internet because they are cool, young, good, half of the team blogs, one of them has a really terrible beard & wrinkles in his head & because Steve Blake plays/played more than Jerryd Bayless. The Internet peeps love them & thus voted for him.

Nate Robinson: He is really short & really good at jumping, but he doesn't have enough dunks in his arsenal to win a Dunk Contest (even though he did) & won't win in this year. It is always exciting when he dunks in games, but in the Dunk Contest he throws it off the backboard 15 times until he finishes his not that creative dunk. Now that I look at this video though, his between the legs one is pretty nice. I think Rudy beats him out to make it to the finals though.

Rudy Gay: This dunk is WAY UNDERRATED!!!! Chuck & Kenny shit on this dunk, but it is Departed sick, bro! Off some shit behind the backboard & then has to duck to avoid the backboard itself then windmill, MMMMMMMM!!! I am expecting big things from Rudy & look forward to four incredible OMG dunks from him.

Dwight Howard: The most creative Dunk Contest participant ever. The sticker dunk, the Superman dunk (which is unbelievable because of where he takes off & the fact that Jameer throws him the ball from way out of bounds & over the backboard, the timing OMG), the off the back of the backboard dunk (my fav), the unexplainable tap dunk, and every dunk he has on/over/on top/through people every night. He is the strongest human living with a smile that makes you want to buy Crest White Strips. No question in my mind he wins again & does some crazy shit.

Justin Darlington is the best dunker out of everyone in the world though (starts around 1:30)!
Why does YouTube give you the option of watching a higher quality video?