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‘Reke or ‘Reke Havoc, as we like to call him on this blog for the first time ever because it hasn’t been updated since the summer, is the Starting Point Guard for the 2009-2010 All-Cool Team. ‘Reke Havoc edged out fellow rookie Brandon Jennings of the Milwaukee Bucks because 1) no one has ever actually been to Milwaukee and so we aren’t sure it exists and 2) no one really knows what is going on with his hair. In one week’s time, Jennings’ hair went from short with little curled up things (not a good look) to being in cornrows (see the pictures below this). As someone who has never worn cornrows, I know that you need to have long hair don’t care to wear cornrows, so Jennings probably got hair extensions. Credit Greg Wright with that joke. G-WRIGHT YOU HAD ME ROFL-INNNNNNN WITH THAT ONE!!!!
Anyways ‘Reke Havoc just carried his Sacramento Kings back from a 30+ deficit against the Chicago Bulls, and has somehow made the Sacramento Kings good even though they give significant minutes to super randos, i.e. Jon Brockman. Best thing about ‘Reke is that he really cannot shoot that well, evidenced by his multiple missed free throws down the stretch against the Bulls (BUT WHO CARES ABOUT FREE THROWS WHEN THEY ARE FREE, LOL!! IF YOU MAKE MILLZ OF DOLLAZ WHY WASTE UR TIME WITH FREE THROWS!!!), but he still scores at will because he is faster that most human beings in the world and in the National Basketball Association. He is really good at the Manu-crossover-step-fake thing that makes big men like Andrew Bogut look girly. Even though he can’t shoot ‘Reke Havoc takes big shots for the Kings at the end of games when he can’t drive because 5 men from the opposing team are in the lane. He takes these shots because you don’t want Beno Udrih or Andres Nocioni taking them if you are a Kings fan. ‘Reke Havoc did take a big shot against the Bulls with under a minute left and the shot clock winding down and buried it. He then proceeded to perform the Sam Cassell “I have big balls” dance as he strutted back to the bench where teammate Donte Greene (also VERY cool) was also doing the infamous dance. Bottom line, ‘Reke may not have the style of the coolest players in the league, but he has the game as a 6’6 super-fast point guard who averages 20 & 5 and whose jersey I would proudly wear to Frary Dining Hall on a warm Friday afternoon.
‘Reke or ‘Reke Havoc, as we like to call him on this blog for the first time ever because it hasn’t been updated since the summer, is the Starting Point Guard for the 2009-2010 All-Cool Team. ‘Reke Havoc edged out fellow rookie Brandon Jennings of the Milwaukee Bucks because 1) no one has ever actually been to Milwaukee and so we aren’t sure it exists and 2) no one really knows what is going on with his hair. In one week’s time, Jennings’ hair went from short with little curled up things (not a good look) to being in cornrows (see the pictures below this). As someone who has never worn cornrows, I know that you need to have long hair don’t care to wear cornrows, so Jennings probably got hair extensions. Credit Greg Wright with that joke. G-WRIGHT YOU HAD ME ROFL-INNNNNNN WITH THAT ONE!!!! 
Anyways ‘Reke Havoc just carried his Sacramento Kings back from a 30+ deficit against the Chicago Bulls, and has somehow made the Sacramento Kings good even though they give significant minutes to super randos, i.e. Jon Brockman. Best thing about ‘Reke is that he really cannot shoot that well, evidenced by his multiple missed free throws down the stretch against the Bulls (BUT WHO CARES ABOUT FREE THROWS WHEN THEY ARE FREE, LOL!! IF YOU MAKE MILLZ OF DOLLAZ WHY WASTE UR TIME WITH FREE THROWS!!!), but he still scores at will because he is faster that most human beings in the world and in the National Basketball Association. He is really good at the Manu-crossover-step-fake thing that makes big men like Andrew Bogut look girly. Even though he can’t shoot ‘Reke Havoc takes big shots for the Kings at the end of games when he can’t drive because 5 men from the opposing team are in the lane. He takes these shots because you don’t want Beno Udrih or Andres Nocioni taking them if you are a Kings fan. ‘Reke Havoc did take a big shot against the Bulls with under a minute left and the shot clock winding down and buried it. He then proceeded to perform the Sam Cassell “I have big balls” dance as he strutted back to the bench where teammate Donte Greene (also VERY cool) was also doing the infamous dance. Bottom line, ‘Reke may not have the style of the coolest players in the league, but he has the game as a 6’6 super-fast point guard who averages 20 & 5 and whose jersey I would proudly wear to Frary Dining Hall on a warm Friday afternoon. 
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