Thoughts Following Poopfest (AKA Game 1)

- STUART SCOTT MAKES ME WANT TO YELL FOR INFINITY YEARS AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE!! THEN I HEAR MAGIC JOHNSON AND I JUST WANT TO DIE!!
- DAVID SPADE, ADAM SANDLER, CHRIS ROCK & KING OF FAT QUEENS WERE AT THE GAME I GOT TO SEE THAT GROWN UPS MOVIE NOW!!! YOU SEE CHRIS ROCK TALKIN' TO DORIS BURKE & KOBE, LOL, THAT DOOD IS HILARIOUS!!
- THE 2008 VERSION OF THIS BLOG DIDN'T GIVE A F**K!!!
- PAU'S BEARD MUST BE SO ITCHY & SCRATCHY LIKE DA SIMPSONZ, HEARD OF A RAZOR BRO?!?!
- KOBE SICK BLOCK ON TONY ALLEN EXCEPT TONY ALLEN SUCKS SO BAD HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE BALL (PAUSE, LOL) SO YOU DIDN'T BLOCK NOTHIN' KOBE EXCEPT TONY'S HAND FROM HITTING DA RIM
- I WANT TO YELL AS MUCH IN PUBLIC AS KOBE & PAU & PAUL PIERCE & FISHER DO WHEN I WALK BY PEOPLE IN PUBLIC AND THEN SCREAM AT THEM FOR A FOUL CALL!!
- KG REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD DUNK AND REBOUND AND NOT GET MURDERED BY THE LENGTHHHHHHH, THE LENGTH OMG THE LENGTH CAN YOU BELIEVE THE LENGTH, OF DA LAKERS!!!
- RAJON HOW BOUT YOU SHOOT LAY-UPS WHEN YOU HAVE THEM I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET BLOCKED A THOUSAND TIMEZ! THEN GET HAND-REDUCTION SURGERY!
- PHIL JACKSON MAKES ME WANT TO EAT BABIES, HE IS THE MOST ARROGANT BUTTHEAD OF ALL TIME AND I DISLIKE HIM QUITE A BIT. OH YOU'RE SUCH A ZEN MASTER YOU DON'T CALL TIME OUTS WHEN YOU SHOULD AND WHISTLE LIKE AN IDIOT AND SIT ON A RIDICULOUS SEAT EVEN THOUGH THE ONE THEY GIVE YOU IS ALREADY COMFY!
- RON ARTEST, YOU PLAYED WELL, YOU MADE THREE'S. I RESPECT YOU. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE MOST INSANE PERSON TO GRACE THE EARTH. YOUR NUMBER IS 37 IN HONOR OF MICHAEL JACKSON. WHAT PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON?
- PAULLLLLL WAY TO SHOW UP BRO. THANKS. OH, YOU CAME TO PLAY WITH 4 MINUTES LEFT. OH WE WERE DOWN 18. THANKS BRO.
- KOBE IS SO FOCUSED YOU SEE HOW HE IGNORED CHRIS ROCK! WHY WAS HE SITTING NEXT TO HIM NEWAYZ THERE WERE A MILLION OTHER SEATS BRO. DON'T TELL ME YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE. YOU COULDN'T HAVE COULD YOU?
- YO CAN I GET SOME OF DAT CASH DATS IN THE LAKER CEILING?!
- IF 2008 SCOTT POLLARD WAS STILL ON THIS CELTICS TEAM NO WAY THEY GIVE UP ANY GOOD LOOKS OR OPEN LAY-UPS TO THESE LAKERS!!
- EITHER ZEN MASTER BECOMES 47-1 OR THE CELTS STARTING FIVE BECOME 7-1 IN POSTSEASON SERIES! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ONE OF THESE STATISTICS TO BECOME IRRELEVANT!