Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Thoughts Following I Don't Like Watching Anymore (AKA Game 3)

- HEY RAY, THE BASKET IS OVER HERE BRO!
- HEY PAUL, YEAH YOUR BEARD MIGHT BE COMING IN REAL WELL BUT YOU'RE GAME IS NOT SO HOT.
- HEY KG, THAT WAS A LOT BETTER.
- HEY BIG BABY, I LIKE WHEN YOU LICK YO LIPS AND STUFF IT MAKES ME HAPPY BRO!
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HEY NBA, FUCK YOU.
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I DON'T ENJOY WATCHING THE CELTICS & LAKERS PLAY BASKETBALL GAMES BECAUSE THEY BOTH FUCKING FLOP A SHIT TON AND THEN PEOPLE GET MAD THAT THE REFS DON'T MAKE THE CALLS BUT IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE THE CALLS WHEN FUCKFACE GASOL AND PAUL FLOP EVERY FUCKING POSSESSION.
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PAU YOU FLOPPED SO FUCKING HARD AND I WANT YOU TO NOT EVER PLAY BASKETBALL AGAIN BECAUSE YOU ARE TALENTED BUT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK BECAUSE YOU FUCKING FLOP AND ARE THE BIGGEST P-WORD THE NBA HAS EVER SEEN.
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HEY BYNUM, YOU PLAYED WELL. YOU SCARE ME WHEN YOU PLAY BECAUSE YOU ARE PLAYING GOOD AND CATCH THE BALL AND BLOCK SHOTS AND STUFF. TOO BAD YOUR KNEES ARE FUCKED UP.
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HEY LAMAR, YOUR WIFE IS FAT.
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HEY SHEED, YOUR GOATEE SHOULD CONNECT, IT LOOKS A LITTLE AWKWARD THE WAY YOU HAVE IT RIGHT NOW.
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HEY WORLD, TONY ALLEN WAS THE BEST CELTIC TONIGHT, THAT'S FUCKED UP. HE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED INSTEAD OF RAY AT THE END. WIIEEEEHHHHHHRRDDDD.
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HEY DEREK, WAY TO FUCKING CRY BECAUSE YOU SCORED 4 BASKETS IN THE 4TH QUARTER. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING IT'S GAME 3 IDI. WHY AM I CRYING?!
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HEY CELTICS, WAY TO LOOK LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO DESTROY AND EAT THE LAKERS FOR ETERNITY IN THE FIRST FOUR MINUTES AND THEN STOP PLAYING THAT WAY.
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IS IT ANY INDICATION OF HOW BAD THE OFFICIATING IS IN THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION WHEN YOU REVIEW 3 PLAYS IN THE LAST 2 MINUTES AND YOU INITIALLY GOT ALL 3 OF THEM WRONG?!?!?

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