THE COOLEST SHOT EVER

I SHOULD RENAME THIS BLOG AND CALL IT "THE LEBRON IS THE ONLY COOL PERSON IN THE WORLD AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST TRYING TO BE LIKE HIM BLOG!!!!!" WARNING: THIS POST WILL BE IN ALL CAPS (KANYE WEST STYLE) BECAUSE I JUST WITNESSED THE GREATEST SHOT I HAVE EVEN SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE. NS;V;NA;LSNVLANRLEKNRGLKNAELKNGLANSNAE'NBAKLNASDLNVLASNDVLNA
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THAT IS HOW I FEEL!!! I FOUND MYSELF STRANGELY ROOTING FOR THE MAGIC FOR A LITTLE BIT, PROBABLY BECAUSE I JUST WANTED THEM TO MAKE IT CLOSE SO LEBRON COULD DO SOMETHING AMAZING AND HE DID. I WANT THE CAVS TO PLAY AS MANY GAMES AS POSSIBLE SO I CAN CONTINUE TO WATCH THE MOST AMAZING PLAYER EVER CONTINUE TO DO SOMETHING I COULD NEVER HAVE EXPECTED. HE ABSOLUTELY DOES EVERYTHING. CRITICIZE HIM FOR NOT HITTING BIG GAME WINNERS AND HE JUST HIT THE BIGGEST GAME WINNER EVER. HE SAVED THE SERIES!!! THE MAGIC DID EVERYTHING PERFECT EVER FOR A WHILE AND HEDO, RASHARD & PIETRUS WERE THE BIGGEST BOSSES EVER, WHICH IS WHY I RESPECT AND SORT OF LIKE THEM NOW. THEY ARE THE COCKIEST DOUCHES EVER AND TURKOGLU DOESN'T CARE THAT HIS NAME IS SILLY, THAT HIS HAIR LOOKS WORSE THAN JEFF VAN GUNDY'S (STAN'S BRO), AND THAT HIS BODY LOOKS LIKE JELLO. THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. PIETRUS SOMEHOW CAN SORT OF GUARD LEBRON AND BLOCK HIS SHOT. I FEEL LIKE THE MAGIC WILL WIN, WHICH WOULD OBS PISS ME OFF BECAUSE THAT WOULD PREVENT LEBRON FROM PLAYING MORE GAMES, BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE MAGICIANS! BACK TO LEBRON: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. ONE SECOND, FADING AWAY, RATTLES IT HOME. HE DEFINES AMAZING. LEBRON = AMAZING. IT IS LIKE THE MOST WELL KNOWN THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. IT MAKES MORE SENSE THAN 2+2=4 AND I AM MORE SURE THAT LEBRON IS AMAZING THAN THAT THE SUN WILL RISE TOMORROW. I WANT TO SEE WHAT HE WEARS POST GAME AND TOMORROW AND THE NEXT DAY. I WISH A CAMERA WAS ON HIM AT ALL TIMES. I WANT TO KNOW IF HIS LEG STARTS TO BLEED A LITTLE BIT, MAKE SURE I KNOW THIS. LEBRON JAMES IS THE FUCKING MAN. THE CAVS SEASON WAS OVER, BUT IN ONE SECOND LEBRON CHANGED THAT AND HE HAS NO ONE ON HIS TEAM THAT SHOWS UP IN THE FOURTH TO HELP HIM, EXCEPT MO SOMETIMES LIKE THE BIG 3 HE HIT. I WOULD DO ANYTHING LEBRON EVER TOLD ME TO DO AND WILL REPLICATE ANYTHING HE EVER DOES THAT IS COOL, WHICH IS EVERYTHING. LEBRON WAS IN MY DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT AND I SOMEHOW GOT INTO HIS ENTOURAGE AND I HAD THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE EXCEPT THAT IT WASN’T HAPPENING, BUT I’M STILL CERTAIN THAT IT WAS COOLER THAN ANYTHING I HAVE OR WILL EVER DO IN THE REAL WORLD, UNLESS LOUIS FRANK AND ALL OF KENNEBUNK IS INVOLVED. I AM WEARING CAPRI’D SWEATPANTS IN HIS HONOR FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND. THIS IS LEBRON’S CRAIG EHLO SHOT, BUT IT WAS SOOOO MUCH COOLER BECAUSE I GOT TO SEE IT LIVE, IT WAS MORE DIFFICULT AND BECAUSE LEBRON IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN MJ. BOOM I SAID IT.