The Magic are 1-0 in the NBA Finals when Courtney Lee wears an NBA Logo headband instead of an NBA Finals Trophy headband!! How is no one talking about this yet? Everyone will soon pick up on it after this awesome post just like everyone started to talk about Kobe's not really intimidating scowl after I first famously ripped it. It swings the series back in the Magic favor when Lee rocks the conventional headband. Not only is it not stupid, but it allows Lee & the entire Magic team to play much better and shoot unbelievably well. The Magic shot what 65%? Any coincidence that Lee was wearing the NBA Logo headband when that happened? Game 1: stupid headband. What happens? Lee gets abused by "The Closer" (as I will continue to refer to him, even though he misses more free throws than Dwight Howard and gets stripped by him) and the Magic got torched. Game 2: stupid headband. What happens? Magic play a little better as they aren't as shocked by the ugliness of Lee's headband, but Lee is cursed by wearing it and misses a lay-up with 10 seconds left (that Jeff Van Gundy ridiculously says he should have dunked) and misses a pseudo-lay-up with 1 second left although it was really difficult. Game 3: traditional sick headband. What happens? Lee D's the shit out of Kobe and makes Pietrus look like an idiot for giving up 17 points to him in the first quarter. Lee not only draws offensive fouls on Kobe and forces tough shots, but then later said "Hey Derek, tell me how my dunk tastes!!!!" The Magic win by 4 and shoot lights out. The power of the headband! Dwight is pissed in the above photo because he is criticizing Lee for ever wearing the stupid headband in the first two games. Dwight was mic'd up during this interaction, the feed went only to my house where my Dad & I heard it, but Dwight said "Courtney look how well we are shooting bro, I am even making my running jump hooks and dunking the ball. Goly jeez why would you ever wear that stupid headband?" Good advice from a strong leader. Dwight forgot to mention how cool Courtney's shoes are too, but it makes sense as he was preoccupied with how cool his own Adidas shoes are, the ones that might make Adidas popular for 3 months. By the way, Dwight really wants to win this series. He is focused beyond belief. He only smiles 6 times a day instead of his usual 19 and he has given up swearing until the Finals are over. Wait, he never swears ever? Oh.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The Key to the Series!!!!
The Magic are 1-0 in the NBA Finals when Courtney Lee wears an NBA Logo headband instead of an NBA Finals Trophy headband!! How is no one talking about this yet? Everyone will soon pick up on it after this awesome post just like everyone started to talk about Kobe's not really intimidating scowl after I first famously ripped it. It swings the series back in the Magic favor when Lee rocks the conventional headband. Not only is it not stupid, but it allows Lee & the entire Magic team to play much better and shoot unbelievably well. The Magic shot what 65%? Any coincidence that Lee was wearing the NBA Logo headband when that happened? Game 1: stupid headband. What happens? Lee gets abused by "The Closer" (as I will continue to refer to him, even though he misses more free throws than Dwight Howard and gets stripped by him) and the Magic got torched. Game 2: stupid headband. What happens? Magic play a little better as they aren't as shocked by the ugliness of Lee's headband, but Lee is cursed by wearing it and misses a lay-up with 10 seconds left (that Jeff Van Gundy ridiculously says he should have dunked) and misses a pseudo-lay-up with 1 second left although it was really difficult. Game 3: traditional sick headband. What happens? Lee D's the shit out of Kobe and makes Pietrus look like an idiot for giving up 17 points to him in the first quarter. Lee not only draws offensive fouls on Kobe and forces tough shots, but then later said "Hey Derek, tell me how my dunk tastes!!!!" The Magic win by 4 and shoot lights out. The power of the headband! Dwight is pissed in the above photo because he is criticizing Lee for ever wearing the stupid headband in the first two games. Dwight was mic'd up during this interaction, the feed went only to my house where my Dad & I heard it, but Dwight said "Courtney look how well we are shooting bro, I am even making my running jump hooks and dunking the ball. Goly jeez why would you ever wear that stupid headband?" Good advice from a strong leader. Dwight forgot to mention how cool Courtney's shoes are too, but it makes sense as he was preoccupied with how cool his own Adidas shoes are, the ones that might make Adidas popular for 3 months. By the way, Dwight really wants to win this series. He is focused beyond belief. He only smiles 6 times a day instead of his usual 19 and he has given up swearing until the Finals are over. Wait, he never swears ever? Oh.
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