The Most Frustrating Team In The World

I can't imagine being a real Magic fan, instead of just a very anti-Laker fan. They are the streakiest and stupidest team ever that inexcusably loses focus in the biggest spots. They cannot hold a lead evidenced by the third quarter and will shoot 75% one game and poop in their pants the next. The Magic did everything wrong and lost like they should have. They should have won though! They were a free throw away, a smart pass instead of a dumb Pietrus shot away, or a logical defense play or foul by Jameer Nelson from evening the series. Now they are done. Bye bye. Orlando is the most random city in the United States and there is no way anyone is actually from Orlando. There is nothing to do there as the downtown area has less going on than Watertown Square. Orlando, the city, and now the Magic, certainly do not deserve a NBA title.
The biggest "fuck you Magic" moment I had was the last play of regulation. The Magic set up a terrible inbounds play and called timeout. They set up a new bad one and should have called time out. Pietrus stood with the ball and looked like he was going to do nothing. Doing nothing probably would have been better. Somehow he moved, and then somehow drew three defenders, which left a WIDE OPEN Rashard Lewis in the corner. I don't care if Rashard did absolutely zip zero stingy with Robert De Niro during the game, he is going to hit the wide open jumper with the game on the line. Instead, Mickael Pietrus took a shitty shot and missed it. In the picture above Rashard is to the left of the referee, you can't see him, but he is open.
Jameer is an id. You know what play I'm talking about. When the Magic absolutely fuck up so bad on defense they know they have and for some reason they turn to Stan Van and try to immediately defend their terrible defense harder than the original play. I hope that made sense. Hedo did that in Game 3 when he left Trevor Ariza wide open for a big three. The Magic are scared of what Stan Van is going to yell at them.
The Magic are frustrating because they are idiots. They don't make free throws and choke really hard. Hedo said something about the teams "stupidness" in his press conference, but I don't know what he exactly said.
Bright spots: 1. Pau looked like he had pink eye or like he was crying for about a quarter after getting hit in the face. 2. "That drunk milf in the background fall when trying to sit down." Gr8 quote from Spence who soon will be launching his own blog, be on the look out for that. The drunken milf was my favorite part of the game as she successfully got on TV, and then promptly fell over when trying to sit back down and her friends did not notice. 3. France and Spain hating each other after the Pietrus and Gasol tussle. 4. J.J. Redick's slip and travel that wasn't called that turned into a hedo lay-up.
Not so bright spots: 1. Courtney Lee didn't play enough for me to even notice if he was wearing a NBA Logo headband. 2. Jameer Nelson (who admits he is playing like shit) played the entire fourth quarter. 3. J.J. Redick was probably the best player for the Magic and I sort of started to like him and his game. He is cooler when he isn't a pompous prick. 4. Watching Pau chest bump every player on the Lakers SUCKED SO MUCH.